An insider from Seattlest clued me in to this post. It's called 'Capitol Hill, you're the top hip' and writer James points out that, "Wedgwood, our old nemesis, comes in at #76, behind places like "Blakely Alley by U-Village," Covington, and Monroe. That's a loosy-goosy definition of "neighborhood," even for Seattle."
Of course, what's the source of this report? How about a beta version of an Amazon.com social network called 'UnSpun' which also tackles such important questions as, "Best color to write with", "Favorite Sandwich", and "Favorite Male Cat Name". Wow, a really hip site that asks questions like that must be an authority on hipness.
Anyway, here's three good arguments to use when anyone challenges Wedgwood's hipness and says we have no character.
1) Because the Seattlest says we're not hip. Can you really trust the opinions of a blog like Seattlest that hilariously confused the glorified fajita shown below with an actual Philly Steak Sandwich?
2) Ciscoe lives in Wedgwood and he swings a mean hoe.
3) And my group of unhip Wedgwooders could smoke any collection of Seattlesters in a 'Trivia' challenge anywhere or anytime. (Well, as long as the challenge isn't held too late on a school night or in a scary biker bar. We are from Wedgwood you know.)
Of course, what's the source of this report? How about a beta version of an Amazon.com social network called 'UnSpun' which also tackles such important questions as, "Best color to write with", "Favorite Sandwich", and "Favorite Male Cat Name". Wow, a really hip site that asks questions like that must be an authority on hipness.
Anyway, here's three good arguments to use when anyone challenges Wedgwood's hipness and says we have no character.
1) Because the Seattlest says we're not hip. Can you really trust the opinions of a blog like Seattlest that hilariously confused the glorified fajita shown below with an actual Philly Steak Sandwich?
2) Ciscoe lives in Wedgwood and he swings a mean hoe.
3) And my group of unhip Wedgwooders could smoke any collection of Seattlesters in a 'Trivia' challenge anywhere or anytime. (Well, as long as the challenge isn't held too late on a school night or in a scary biker bar. We are from Wedgwood you know.)

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